So this is what it feels when you eat bad sushi.
For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING
It was an unexpected Journey
I just choked on my second breakfast
I don’t think he knows about second breakfast…What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
*throws apple at your face*