asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

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jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

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irrationalliberal:

Got to love them Cyanide and Happiness folks

irrationalliberal:

Got to love them Cyanide and Happiness folks

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My brother drew castiel for me.

My brother drew castiel for me.

So this is what it feels when you eat bad sushi. 

Tags: god dammit

daryldixonismyspiritanimal:

minionier:

grassangel:

tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.

#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?

Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?

Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.

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sea-dilemma:

i-see-sams-town:

It’s a sign of growing up that I identify more and more with Giles

We all become Giles, in the end.

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joutei:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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jessidork:

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it

ohmygod

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

avatar-style:

john-barowman:

who-lock-loki-lover:

bellamysbutt:

jadefyre:

Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING

It was an unexpected Journey

GET OUT.

I just choked on my second breakfast

second breakfast?

I don’t think he knows about second breakfast…

What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn’t he?

*throws apple at your face*

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dontshave4sherlock:

icavein:

kamikaze-kay:

bewareofthediscozombies:

mufasacunt:

Lets have sex and watch lotr.

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omg FRODO

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