bowielegged:

when u get done with work and ur like im free….and then u remember ur never free from the ironclad chains of society

(Source: jugwine, via marvelousmerriment)

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via marvelousmerriment)

snapslikethis:

takeme-killmeinstead:

snapslikethis:

Look at this

LOOK

I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse

oh, harry

Harry James you precious baby

I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO

It was so calculated

He remembered that conversation

Hermione’s research

actual, possible redemption for Voldemort

he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved

before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together

Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself

This is everything

(via carrying-on-waywardly)

Tags: hp

221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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(Source: boosmygod, via carrying-on-waywardly)

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

(via roselalonnde)

randomsplashes:

HANNIBAL FINALLY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A MANIPULATIVE DICK  (◡‿◡✿)

randomsplashes:

HANNIBAL FINALLY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A MANIPULATIVE DICK  (◡‿◡✿)

(via moonduminedantonmalcolm)

Tags: hannibal

tastefullyoffensive:

[extrafabulouscomics]

Tags: hp

vitium:

I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A KID AND TODAY AT 20 YEARS OLD IM IN LOVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL

vitium:

I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A KID AND TODAY AT 20 YEARS OLD IM IN LOVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL

(Source: takemeto-pariss, via roselalonnde)

kieereeennnn:

womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

what a rad dan he is

(via wethebambam)

"

A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

"

How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel (via timemarauder)

(Source: agonyandagony, via pumpkinkhan)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelzo, via butty--barnes)

stuckwith-harry:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

d-a-n-r-a-d:

Dan, why so competitive  

“Dan’s trying to run faster than Emma, Emma’s trying to run faster than Dan, and Rupert’s just anywhere trying to keep up with the pair of them” —David Yates

"I’m faster than Emma." - Daniel Radcliffe

stuckwith-harry:

sexyhorcruxkissesftw:

d-a-n-r-a-d:

Dan, why so competitive  

“Dan’s trying to run faster than Emma, Emma’s trying to run faster than Dan, and Rupert’s just anywhere trying to keep up with the pair of them” —David Yates

"I’m faster than Emma." - Daniel Radcliffe

(Source: leethium, via carrying-on-waywardly)

Tags: hp

nickiminajsasshole:

trying to be a part of conversations like

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(via dave-the-bunny)